​​Membership

Replacement Cards $15.00 ea​
When original membership number is quoted.

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You are one step closer to becoming a member of an organization based on fun, fellowship and joviality coupled with fund raising for The Children's Hospital at Westmead and other children’s charities. The way you can best help with this fund raising from the outset is to also join up a mate or two. Please encourage your friends and family to visit the AOOB website and complete the Application Form* 

Please complete the form-
New Registrations: $25 per member (includes membership card & keyring badge)
Gold Card membership: $100 donation plus $25 for new members
Post to: ​A.O.O.B. at P.O. Box 2686, Southport. Qld. 4215.
Email to: [email protected]

We accept cash, cheque, money order, by direct deposit into our
Suncorp Bank Account BSB 484-799 Account # 05141 9072 or with credit card facilities on our Shop page

Don't hesitate just because you don't have someone to nominate or second your application - we are happy to provide this assistance through Head Office.

Nick names can be included on the membership card too!!

Printable Application Form

Shop Online Membership

Since 1968

Over 361,800 Members

Be part of something uniquely Australian - Life Membership fees only $25 or upgrade to a Gold Card with a $100 donation

JOIN NOW

​Membership Qualifications

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1. ​Marital status of parents is irrelevant.
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2. Age is irrelevant - it is sufficient to have been acclaimed at least once by friends as an Old Bastard.
   
   
3. Drinking habits must be hearty and jovial, whatever the drink of choice.
   
   
4. On encountering other OB's one must administer a hearty slap on the back, together with the cheerful greeting "Hello, you Old Bastard!"
   
   
5. Membership card or badge must be carried at all times. Failure to produce same when challenged by another OB incurs a penalty of one round of drinks

If you feel you can live up to these conditions and be known as a good Old Bastard visit our Membership page. $25.00 will get you Life Membership, a personalised card and a keyring badge.  Upgrade to a Gold Card membership with donation of $100 or plus $25 for a new member gold card.

Replacement Cards

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If you require an updated membership card the cost will be $15.00 provided you can supply your original membership number. 

Please bear in mind that all records prior to 2003 were kept in numerical order and there are some 60 foolscap journals with over 348,000 entries so it may be nigh on impossible to try and locate your original number.

​We will certainly endeavour to assist where possible but the good news is if you are unable to supply the original membership number you are most welcome to rejoin.
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