AUSTRALASIAN ORDER OF OLD BASTARDS
  • Home
  • Membership
    • Membership-form
  • Branches
  • Events
    • Gallery
  • Charities
  • merchandise
  • History
  • FAQ
  • Contact

G'Day & Welcome

To the Australasian Order of Old Bastards

So who are we and what do we do?
We are friendly bunch of Old Bastards who get together to raise money for a variety of Children's Charities.
With a drink (of your choice)  in one hand a raffle tickets in the other,  who up hold our founders moto: 
​" Whilst ever hops grow on this earth, let not plain water mar our mirth".   Cheers

Picture
Only $15.00 for Life
Pay once - member for life
Join Now

Latest News

Picture

​Who Are The Old Bastards?

We are an organisation based on fun, fellowship and joviality coupled with fund raising.

​Our main purpose though is to raise funds for a variety of worthy charities across Australia.
​
Children's charities, the fight against cancer, disaster relief - all these and more have been helped by the AOOB.

Our main sources of income are from the fund-raising efforts of our hard-working members - raffles, barbecues, race days, quiz nights and other fun stuff - and from our humble Life Memberships.

Those cost only $15 and get you a badge, a membership card, and the pleasure of knowing you've become part of something special.

Our Branches are the active heart of the AOOB. Every Branch and every member can take pride in knowing that together we're helping improve lives. And having fun while we're at it!
​
Picture
Only $15.00 for Life
Pay once - member for life
We'd love to hear from Old Bastards - you can call our head office every Friday between 8.30 am and 2.30 pm (Eastern Standard Time) on (07) 5531 3362 or email us at: info@aoob.com.au

Membership Qualifications


Picture
  1. Marital status of parents is irrelevant.
  2. Age is irrelevant - it is sufficient to have been acclaimed at least once by friends as an Old Bastard.
  3. Drinking habits must be hearty and jovial, whatever the drink of choice.
  4. On encountering other OB's one must administer a hearty slap on the back, together with the cheerful greeting "Hello, you Old Bastard!"
  5. Membership card or badge must be carried at all times. Failure to produce same when challenged by another OB incurs a penalty of one round of drinks
If you feel you can live up to these conditions and be known as a good Old Bastard visit our Membership page. $15 will get you Life Membership, a personalised card and a keyring badge.

Membership

Picture

Join Today!

Life Time Membership
Only $15.00

Life Donations

Picture

$7,333,237.00

Donations since Inception
Charities

2017 Donations

Picture

$171,093.00

Donations 2016-2017
Donations
AUSTRALASIAN ORDER OF OLD BASTARDS

50 Years & 7 Million Dollars

Raised for Charity

NOT BAD FOR A BUNCH Of OLD BUNCH BASTARDS
Become a Member Today

AOOB Merchandise

Happy People

Edit this text to make it your own. To edit, simply click directly on the text and start typing. You can move the text by dragging and dropping the Text Element anywhere on the page. Break up your text with more than one paragraph for better readability.
Picture
Sherry Miller

T E S T I M O N I A L S

Picture
AUSTRALASIAN ORDER OF OLD BASTARDS
ABN: 82 180 171085                                Bank details: Suncorp Bank BSB 484 799
Charity Number: 11032                          General Account # 05141 9072
AOOB Facebook Page

Home

Contact Us

Email

aooboffice@gmail.com

Phone

0428 332 733

Hours

Friday's 8.30 am - 2.30 pm
1 Marine Parade, Southport 

Address

PO Box 2686  ​
​Southport  Qld  4215   Australia

Copyright © 2020

Designed by Sue McKenzie

  • Home
  • Membership
    • Membership-form
  • Branches
  • Events
    • Gallery
  • Charities
  • merchandise
  • History
  • FAQ
  • Contact