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To the Australasian Order of Old Bastards

So who are we and what do we do?
We are friendly bunch of Old Bastards who get together to raise money for a variety of Children's Charities.
With a drink (of your choice)  in one hand a raffle tickets in the other,  who up hold our founders moto: 
​" Whilst ever hops grow on this earth, let not plain water mar our mirth".   Cheers

Only $20.00 for Life
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​Who Are The Old Bastards?

We are an organisation based on fun, fellowship and joviality coupled with fund raising.

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​Our main purpose though is to raise funds for a variety of worthy charities across Australia.
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Children's charities, the fight against cancer, disaster relief - all these and more have been helped by the AOOB.

Our main sources of income are from the fund-raising efforts of our hard-working members - raffles, barbecues, race days, quiz nights and other fun stuff - and from our humble Life Memberships.

Those cost only $20 and get you a badge, a membership card, and the pleasure of knowing you've become part of something special.

Our Branches are the active heart of the AOOB. Every Branch and every member can take pride in knowing that together we're helping improve lives. And having fun while we're at it!
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Only $20.00 for Life
Pay once - member for life

We'd love to hear from Old Bastards - you can call our head office every Friday between 8.30 am and 2.30 pm (Eastern Standard Time) on (07) 5531 3362 or email us at: [email protected]

Membership Qualifications

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1. Marital status of parents is irrelevant.
2. Age is irrelevant - it is sufficient to have been acclaimed at least once by friends as an Old Bastard.
3. Drinking habits must be hearty and jovial, whatever the drink of choice.
4. On encountering other OB's one must administer a hearty slap on the back, together with the cheerful greeting "Hello, you Old Bastard!"
5. Membership card or badge must be carried at all times. Failure to produce same when challenged by another OB incurs a penalty of one round of drinks

If you feel you can live up to these conditions and be known as a good Old Bastard visit our Membership page. $15 will get you Life Membership, a personalised card and a keyring badge.

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Life Time Membership

Only $20.00

Life Donations

$7,333,237.00

Donations since Inception

Charities

2017 Donations

$171,093.00

Donations 2016-2017

Donations

AUSTRALASIAN ORDER OF OLD BASTARDS

50 Years & 7 Million Dollars

Raised for Charity

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